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Is there such thing as sexy politics? Can it be sexy? Is it possible to turn someone on in bed by talking dirty, sexy politics with them? I guess some people... but for the most part sexy politics don't exist. Right?

So, it's been awhile, eh? yeah, I thought so. No one seems to really be keeping up with their shit these days. We're all smoking, drinking, making babies, trying to not make babies, and laughing at Jewish people eating grapes. It's all in a day's work here in Patchogue. I've been thinking a lot about life here in Patchogue. And I must say that it's not that bad, ya know? Yeah, it's not gorgeous, but this is where I grew up and this is the place that I've called home. It's sorta ghetto but there's a lot of Long Island history here in Patchogue. Like, did you know that a man living on the Island invented nail polish that lasted longer? Did you also know that the first condom factory was built on Long Island, but it burned down a few short years later? Now, I dont know if either of those facts are true, I made them up. But anything is possible. We all know the greatest thing to happen to this Fish is me. Like, duh. Patchogue cultivated Reptar and that's all ya'll need to know. Thirty years from now a chick from Patchogue will be writing in her online blog (en espanol) and she will say that she does not mind Patchogue because this great humanitarian came from P-town and changed the face of the world forever. Reptar is puttin' Patchogue on the map. Why? Because Reptar cares about human safety and she will build the first condom factory in Bellport--because she can. And it makes sense to put a love glove factory in the herpes sore of Suffolk county.

But whatever. I'm hungry and my daddy made chicken parm. heroes. Peace suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkas.