wowzers!

yeah, I usually use song lyrics as titles, but wowzers! is fitting. Why? Because it's 7:20pm and I've done nothing with myself today. Just went online, watched TV and ate lots of food. Wowzers! Have eight hours passed already? Wowzers!

Tonight I'll be sure to write a song called "wowzers" just so this title is legit.

I need productivity with my life today. It sucks not having a car during the day. But at night we all know what happens. Fran gets pulled over by AIRPORT SECURITY because she ran through one of thirty stop signs located two feet apart, and she failed to stop for a pedestrian in a crosswalk. A non-existant pedestrian at that. And Fran only has expired registration and expired insurance proof thingies, apparently, so we can all imagine how well that worked out. I spent the night in jail with a woman named Bertha. And I have lost my anal virginity to this (woah!)man. Wowzers!

I have a bad headache. Wowzers!

I'm not happy at home. I want to drown in the raindrops. Wowzers!

My house is a smaller version (not by much) of the Hofstra campus; I am still trapped without a car. Wowzers!

Oh, and according to Andrew, I'm a lesbian because of the car I drive. Wowzers!!