Ain't got no cash, ain't got no style

My headphones are broken. With some careful jiggling of the headphone jack, I have sound in both ears, but otherwise it's only coming from the right ear and it makes me feel lopsided, like a cat with missing whiskers on one side. And it makes me INSANE the more I think about music only on one side of my head and I am becoming more frustrated as I try to fix it. And then I think I get it and then I don't and it's awful. I'm afraid to make any sudden movements right now because I have sound in both ears and it's chill.

I have roughly twenty-three books about sex sitting on my bookshelf. They range from female orgasms to the changing of sex over time to homosexuals living in America to Kinsey's male study on sex. And they're all fascinating. I believe I have cleaned the library out of any substantial reading material on the topic of sex. I feel like I have sooo much reading material that there are so many things to cover in my independent project. I have an interesting topic that should be quite interesting to present to the New College class...especially since 85% of New College is immature. But I've read at least sixty pages about the female orgasm tonight and the ways which women describe their orgasms makes me laugh, because though the end result is essentially the same, how they get there is completely different. And I've read about homosexuals in Canada and the United States...there is actually an old man in his eighties and he's attracted to men and always has been, but has never had sex with them. And I finished an entire book about men and women in society and some points which I already discovered have been mentioned, but others which I've never thought of and I'm glad that I read it, no matter how outdated it is.

It's 2am.

I am so cold right now. What the hell happened to summer weather?! Fuckin'-a.

I have no actual stories to tell anyone which matter because apparently my life is boring. And once again, I'd like to write about things but then I'd get bitched at.

I'm looking for a summer job away from home because if I had to stay home for two months, I'd kill myself. Thanks