And like a bullet through a flock of doves

I can't help but to pass a mirror and go "Damn girl." In a positive way, of course. I can't help but to gaze at myself and wonder how I became so fucking amazingly perfect and gorgeous. Gods. And that ass! Where in the hell did that ass come from?! I have an ass that was a gift from Aphrodite or something. She decided to give me the kind of ass that can make a cardboard box look sexy. The end. However, Demeter gave me a uterus that will explode any day, quite possibly. Yeah. That's right. I have a cyst that measures 4.4 centimeters and it's possible that it might rupture. Thanks Aphrodite for making me hella awesome. Thanks Demeter for crushing the hella awesomeness.

I feel gross today. I need to walk around the circumference of Patchogue today. Perhaps I'll walk around the circumference of my cyst, it's the same difference. Jesus fucking Christ. argh.

I'm gonna go take the pup pups for a walk, read, perge and watch a movie. Yum.

I get to go back to the doctor tomorrow. Again. For another sonogram. My bladder will be a water balloon again, ever filling with pee, and I'll have the threat of that little pin ready to burst it at any second. It'd be embarassing to pee my pants in front of everyone. Muy embarassing. Make for a funny blog though. For all of your sakes, I might just wet myself.

Have a loverly day. I will probably write in you later if I feel inspired by House of Sand and Fog. Or my cyst exploding like Mount St. Helen.

[I'm not sick, but I'm not well]